I love the English language because everybody wants to read it, speak it and write it.
Obviously some do a better job than others.
Here are a few instances of terrible English I have seen that remind me that I my Spanish is actually not that bad.
Yes, this store accepts imitations! With…a broken egg on the label? Buy your own bottle from the arab ladies selling cosmetics beside the La Colonia supermarket at Multicentro Las Americas in Managua.
You would have to have a walleet deepper than a gooddess to affoord the C$625 price tag. Buy it in a libreria (can’t remember the name) in Tipitapa.
MmmmMMM! Nothing tastes better than a cookie. And Chokis are the only cookie I would die for! Except for Mini Chokis, for which I would die a little bit.
For you English readers, it’s pronounced, “Chokeys”, and would be like selling a chainsaw called “Choplegger”.
Islamic State of Iraq and Syria’s hardware store
Who knew that they not only are that in our own backyard, they have opened up a hardware store! If you are looking for machetes, rope or… um… a nice vest with lots of pockets, go no further than the ISIS hardware store in Tipitapa. Their motto is “Cover the Earth”. In blood.
There are plenty more but I just haven’t had a chance to snap photos of them all. Let me know what else you have seen!